Name that scandal
John Perr recently conducted a Name That Bush Scandal Contest Some of the submissions are hilarious.Iraq WMD:
- Iraq-style Dysfunction
- Weapons of Mental Deficiency
- Wild Nukes Chase
Armstrong Williams:
- Funditry
- Hackdraft
- Propagate
- No Bribe Left Behind
Abu Ghraib:
- Chains of command
Medicare reform:
- Medicon
- Elderscrew
- Medicarelessness
- MediScam
Mission Accomplished Speech:
- Premature Emancipation
- Misaccomplishmentality
- George of the Bungle
Valerie Plame:
- Whack-a-Mole
- Intimigate
- Treasonable Doubt
Bogus Iraq-Niger Yellowcake Uranium claims:
- Cake Walk
- Rice Cake
- Bay of Fibs
Bush National guard non-service:
- MIA (missing in Alabama)
- Air Fortunate One
- If the Superscript doesn't fit, you must Acquit.
I've heard some good ones for Social Security:
- Social (or private) Insecurity
- Antisocial Security
- Piratization
- Alpo Accounts
- Credit Card Retirement Accounts
- The Cannibal Plan
- Soylent Security
- So-So Security
- (what a) Sucker Security
- Social Duplicity
- Pirate Accounts
- Brokerage Security
posted by Lumberjack @ 2:47 PM
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