Now here's some good planning: a new Ottoman empire
Things to do today:
- become president
- allow 9/11 to happen
- use it as a pretext to invade Iraq
- oops, no WMD
- oops, no 9/11 connection
- So.... we'll bring democracy to Iraq.
- After three years of occupation and brutality, Iraqis voted for a shiite theocracy? Go figure.
- Now that we've set up an Iran-friendly Iraq, let's attack Iran.
World Peace Herald
Do they work at being stupid or does it come naturally? They're making us safe by uniting Tehran and Baghdad into a new Otttoman empire, focused on us.
posted by Lumberjack @ 10:58 AM
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